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Cuomo Defends Himself Against Sexual Harassment Charges From Women With A Slideshow That Shows That He Sexually Harasses EVERYONE

Touch em all, Governor. But not literally. What a defense. The old quarterback cliche is "if you have two quarterbacks then you don't have one". Cuomo is out there saying "if I sexually harass everyone then I'm not sexually harassing anyone". And if you didn't believe him well Cuomo has a 2 minute video where he makes DOZENS of people uncomfortable. Old, young, black, white, male, female, gay, straight...EVERYONE gets the ick from Cuomo. He isn't targeting or discriminating. If you have a pulse he will put his lips on you and touch you inappropriately. It's the intent that matters. Cuomo says he's just trying to put people at ease and if he accidentally eases his hand down your pants, well, he's sorry you misinterpreted his gesture of affection. What an absolutely absurd defense. I never understand how dumb things like this make it to a GIANT press conference and to the internet to roast. There's a real disconnect between people in government and regular citizens. Like how did NOBODY on his team of advisors watch this video and say "yeah, umm...this is a terrible idea"? It's not just Cuomo. You'd think someone would step up and point out of how stupid this defense is in 2021. But maybe anyone on his staff with a brain quit after they were given the ick. 

Just a rule of thumb...don't kiss anyone you're not in a relationship with and even then it should still be limited to when nobody is around and the lights are off. That should solve that problem. This isn't France or Italy. This is the year 2021. Nobody wants a hug, a kiss, or even a handshake anymore. All you're allowed to do is raise your eyebrows while you mask is on in acknowledgement of a persons presence. As someone responsible for the deaths of thousands of people in the last year you'd think Cuomo would understand that, but apparently not.