Anthony Rizzo Refuses To Stop Hitting Moon Bombs For The Yankees

The really cool thing about Anthony Rizzo is that he never makes an out, hits a homer every game, plays gold glove defense, is an awesome dude, and does nothing wrong. Imagine not wanting to pay that guy whatever he wants? My god I am in love with this man. Fucking moon shot tonight, just like last night. Having left handed power like this is something else. Having a gold glove first baseman is pretty dope too. Extend him right now, whatever his number is I'm game. 

How about this guy by the way? 

My man goes on a fishing trip to the middle of nowhere where technology doesn't exist the same week as the craziest trade deadline of all time. Dude probably thought he slipped into another dimension. Wait til he sees what else the Cubs did or who is on the Dodgers now.

P.S. I really hope Carl is okay. The heart can only take so much and that barn animal White Sox Dave being around him in Iowa right now isn't helping.