I Hate Everyone And Everything. Kris Bryant Traded To Giants.

Seriously you guys can all blow me. I can out to Iowa for a fun weekend of baseball and instead I’m having my heart ripped out of my chest and shoved down my fucking throat. I can’t handle this. I was supposed to be smiling and laughing and growing the game. Nope. I’m watching Tom Ricketts sell everyone the second I step foot out of Chicago. Gutless move from a man with a large checkbook. Meanwhile WSD literally won’t shut the fuck up about the trade deadline. Worst case scenario is so much better than what I’m enduring.

Prospects are whoever. Nobody cares. Everything is awful.

I am dead.

You win Tom