Carson Wentz (Possibly) Not Getting The Covid Vaccine Could ROYALLY Fuck The Eagles

Vaccination, no vaccination, who gives a shit?* Carson Wentz says it's a "Personal Decision" to not disclose whether he took the Covid-19 vaccine or not. Whatever. Bullshit. But, whatever. There are two reasons for this - 1) He got vaccinated and doesn't wanna piss anyone off. Or B) He didn't get vaccinated and doesn't want to piss anyone off. If it's the latter, then there's a chance we'll eventually find out this season that he didn't get stuck. And that's important as a Philadelphia Eagles supporter. Why, you ask? 

CARSON WENTZ NEEDS TO PLAY AT LEAST 75% OF HIS SNAPS FOR THE EAGLES TO RECIEVE THE CONDITIONAL 1ST ROUND PICK FROM THE COLTS

Kinda a big deal. Can you imagine if the Eagles went from receiving a 26th pick overall down to number 62 because the unvaccinated Carson Wentz got the 'Vid, missed extended time, and only recorded 74.2% of his snaps?

Yeah. Not good. Can only worry about ourselves from this point on. And let's enjoy stuff like this while it lasts (easily going to end Week 1):

Also Zach Ertz is now straight out of American Pie 2: 

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*I mean...everyone. That's who should give a shit. Everyone.