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That Dork Aaron Rodgers Showed Up To Packers Training Camp Today Like A Fucking Dork

This fucking guy again. Hijacks the entire offseason with the whole "you don't appreciate me" sob story about the Packers and his future demanding a trade just to show up on Day 1 looking like this. Now, let's refresh on the definition of a dork per Matthew McConaughey

Aaron Rodgers is a dork. A stoolie on twitter said it best. Even if you never saw Aaron Rodgers in your entire life and didn't know anything about him if you saw that guy walking towards you on the sidewalk you'd hate him. He definitely thinks those sunglasses are funny and he is also the type that thinks like "The Office" is a personality type. 

Ha, you guys, did you see my shirt? It's Kevin Malone and the chili with the NBA Jam ratings. He played basketball is season 1 and was nasty so it works and ya know THE 90s! LOL! 

**points both finger guns at you and walks away**

You'd think a guy who grew up with brothers and in sports his entire life would have enough people in his world to bust balls so he doesn't end up with this type of personality, but apparently he slipped through the cracks and surrounded himself with people who exclusively laugh at his jokes. That's the only explanation for how he is. An emperor has no clothes situation. He's such a dork that I am beginning to think that the 49ers were right when they drafted Alex Smith. 

And yeah, on a personal level I am not thrilled to see him at camp on day 1 like a good soldier. He's going to be nasty. He's going to make me miserable. The Packers will be good for at least one more year. It sucks. Having said all that...none of that changes the fact that he's a dork. The most awesome loser quarterback whoever lived and I hate him.