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Lighten the Fuck Up! She was Primed & Ready for Some Kinky Sex...

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Three women who had been friends for years decided they'd get kinky with their men and really pull out all the stops to make Friday night extra special. One woman was dating, one was engaged, and one was married. They agreed to meet up on Sunday afternoon to compare their experiences…

The woman who was dating her guy went first. “Okay, so I put on a black leather bustier, fishnet stockings, 5" black patent leather stiletto heels, some hot red lipstick, and rocked his world! He enjoyed it so much he’s convinced he's in love and wants to spend the rest of his life with me…” 

The woman who was engaged then described her experience. “I showed up at his office after hours wearing a short, red, belted trench coat, red pumps, with nothing on underneath… We did it on his desk, his boss's desk, and finished on the couch in the reception area. Let’s just say he wants to move the wedding date up…” 

Then the married woman told her story… “I really went all out. I dropped the kids off at my parent's house for the night and when my husband came home from work I greeted him at the door wearing a black mask with kitty ears, a black latex bodysuit, a spiked leather slave collar, wielding a black leather horsewhip, and holding an extra blindfold… He walked right past me, went straight to the kitchen, opened the fridge and grabbed a beer… Then he plopped down on the couch, turned on the TV, and in a haughty voice asked, 'Hey Batman, what the fuck's for dinner?'"

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968