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Apparently We Are Now Banned In India? HA, Good Riddance!

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NEW DELHI: In its crackdown on websites that host or provide links to pornographic content, the Indian government has failed to separate the wheat from the chaff. Among the 857 blocked websites are five sites that don’t even offer pornographic material!

One of the blocked websites is CollegeHumor.com, a popular comedy website owned by media conglomerate IAC, is among the top 1,000 sites of the US, according to Alexa. It mostly hosts short comedy videos that poke fun at the youth and pop culture. Its YouTube channel is still active. Similarly, the video section of 9Gag, which relies on user-generated content to drive traffic, is also blocked. The website shows funny videos that are easily available on other sites like YouTube. 9Gag.com’s global and India ranks are 198 and 132, respectively, while 9Gag.tv’s global rank is just above 2,056.

Barstool Sports, a satirical blog on sports and lifestyle, has also been banned in the country courtesy the DoT order, as has been ShitBrix.com, which collects internet memes and factoids. Even social media content aggregator PopURLs has been blocked as per the order.

NN Kaul, a DoT spokesperson, said on the matter that the telecom department did not look at the names of the websites while passing the order. The department had been directed to block the 857 websites by the Centre in a bid to curb child pornography, in line with a 2013 petition filed by Indore-based advocate Kamlesh Vasvani and had taken into consideration the list of websites he has provided.

 

 

 

This is one of those “you can’t fire me because I quit” moments. Hey India, you don’t block us, we block you. Oh no, India banned us, we’re so screwed, what will we ever do, our welcoming and robust customer service department will surely suffer! HAHA! Get the fuck out of here. And for the record, I don’t like this whole “child pornography” thing they’re throwing around. Post one baby dick and next thing you know an entire country has you banned for posting child porn? Is that how it works? Because if it is then India fucking sucks anyway. You don’t deserve us India and to be quite honest we never wanted you.

 

 

 

In all seriousness, quite the bold move for a country of 1.25 billion that has a pretty clear population problem to go and ban real porn from their internet. I’m sure that will definitely stop people from having a million kids, idiots.