Tonight's UFC Card Has Been FULL Of KOs/Submissions

Listen, I know it's no 'UFC 264: McGregor/Poirier' (or 'Mayweather/Poirier' as I called it on Stool Scenes like a dope) and nobody's done a shoey on top of the cage (YET) but tonight's card from the UFC Apex has been really fuckin good! We've seen eight fights as of this writing and six of them have ended in either knockout or submission.

Our guy Billy Q even picked up a DOMINANT win as an underdog to kick off the main card, hopefully winning some Stoolies money on the Barstool Sportsbook.... 

                

Miesha/Reneau are in the cage now, so I'm gonna get back to watching - and then we'll see a possible future lightweight champion in Islam Makhachev take on Thiago Moisés in the main event. Don't sleep on these fight night cards folks! They rarely disappoint!