Friday, I got called into The Yak to randomly eat a banana as fast as I could. The room all made bets on how many seconds it would take to determine their draft order for Smoothie Day. The lowest pick was 13 seconds with most picking 20s & 30s. I chuckled & knew they went way too high.
Then this transpired.
I used the trick of pinching the banana out like a crawfish & wolfed the banana down in 9.86 seconds. I had a to toss in a celebration at the end. You NEVER know what will happen working in the Barstool Sports office!