The Haters Are Furious That I Have Mega Couch

When I moved into my new house, I loved it but we honest bought the place for the backyard. The living room was smaller and less open than my previous house. Since we started living here about 4 months ago, I didn’t want to watch tv in the living room because I missed mega chair at my old place. It was perfect.

Well, my wife swung into problem-solving mode and MEGA COUCH arrived today. LOOK AT THIS THING! ITS A MONSTER! I feel like I needed Stu Finer helping with the delivery. MEGA COUCH IS HERE! MEGA COUCH IS HERE! MEGA COUCH IS HERE! Because mega couch is here and it’s fucking glorious.

I’m gonna watch the fuck out of Willy Wonka on mega couch tonight and just live my pure imagination reality for the rest of my days. Incredible