Dumping Fish Into Lakes Via Plane Is Fucking Awesome

 

Yo. Imagine how confused those fish have to be. They must be losing their god damn minds. I don't know where they were picked up from, but next think they know they are flying through the air, their little fishy ears popping and I doubt they brought enough gum to chew so I bet a lot of the women fish are complaining. And then out of god damn nowhere, like the heavens opening from below, they are dumped into the sky, flying like a god damn bird, until they fall face first into a big ass lake. I would have to assume half of those fish got a pretty bad concussion upon impact, there is absolutely no way they could have possibly prepared for that. Maybe they had heard rumors through the fish grape vine that something like this had happened before, but there was no way they could truly believe it. A plane was going to one day toss them into a lake from the clouds? No chance. It's like in The Giver, maybe there was 1 special fish who was given memories of this, and the rest just assumed it wasn't true. And then one day, boom, it happens, and they now live in a lake in Utah, starting a brand new life.

Now, why isn't the plane flying lower? Is there a better way to get them into the lake that doesn't have them looking like Chef Donnie in his new series, "Die Trying"? Should the fish have little parachutes like they did with beavers?

 

 

It's impossible to say. 

But congrats to those fish on their new home, I'm sure they will love it!

 

PS: Still the best aquatic animal related video of all time, the whale on the beach: