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Have You Seen The Video For The Song of the Summer? If Not, You Might Wanna Check Your Butthole

Every now and then there comes an artistic endeavor the likes of which have never been seen; this is one of those moments. From the playful stylings to the cinematic details, Tom has achieved a cultural creative breakthrough that will endure for generations. It's possible that this song will be on the lips of mere babes for the next hundred years. It's that good. 

It should also serve as a warning. Although Tom jokes about finding your dead grandmother in your own butthole, be not confused. The butthole can only fit so much stuff inside it. Far be it from me to typically disagree with Abraham Lincoln, but I would be remiss if I didn't issue a word of caution regarding his famous quote: Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. In terms of butthole filling, this can and does apply to car keys, your grandmother, or the rings at your wedding.

Safety is paramount. Enjoy this song but enjoy it safely. You only have one butthole unless you're a freak that has two. Treat it preciously. You only have it for a lifetime.