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Today Is The Worst Day Of The Year, So Let's Check In On Everyone's Favorite IG Model

I'm going to level with you guys - I'm hungover. For the first time in years, I drank 4 days in a row. Cubs game Wednesday, Smokeout Thursday, Papa Hops charity softball tournament Friday, Smokeout Saturday. And all of it was for work, sans the Cubs game. Yesterday I was a corpse. I ate pizza, puked it up, stubbed my toe, and was in and out of coma throughout the entire day. I am 32 years old; I can't consume alcohol like I used to. My brain isn't ever firing on all cylinders, but it's especially bad today. That's why I'm gonna reach back and throw a 99MPH IG fastball with the lovely miss Emily Elizabeth for you guys. 

Enjoy! 

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