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The Devil Himself Couldn’t Have Scripted a More Evil Nightmare Loss Than What Just Happened To The Yankees

Life really is just total sadness mixed in with sprinkles of happiness. The moment you’re born you start to die. Since the start of the 2021 baseball season it feels like I’ve been dying a whole lot quicker than years past.

I cannot believe they lost that game. Pure evil. All the hope and joy and believe built from Friday and Saturday was just washed away in a matter of 5 minutes. 

The best part of this all is I have a nice family dinner to attend right now. Had to leave for it the moment Altuve made contact. I can feel my heart racing and my internal organs failing yet I’m putting on my fakest smile in an attempt to not ruin everyone’s time. This is hell on Earth. I don’t have it in me to tell my mom how the Yankees lost. If I talk out loud about that game for the next 6 hours I may evaporate.