My goodness that was beautiful. So subtle yet so perfect. Ball was hit to the moon and we get the incredible Altuve jersey troll as he rounds third to give a nice fuck you to the Astros 2nd baseman. I’m fully erect. Don’t care if he’s injury prone, make him the captain now and give him the extension. I’ve seen enough.
I despise all the “Fuck You Altuve” chants that still can be heard at the stadium but this…as Houston gives out 2019 ALCS promo gifts to fans all weekend…was magnificent. Now win the game.