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Canadian Pole Vaulter Alysha Newman Is Prepping For The Olympics By Turning 27 ... And Joining OnlyFans Because People Kept Asking

First things first, Happy Birthday to Alysha Newman. It's extra special guys! She became a two-time Olympian. That's pretty awesome. I'd enjoy being a one-time Olympian. The Olympics look fun as shit. Just a bunch of drinking, fucking and winning the gold. Sounds like college on steroids - which as we know with the Olympics is a real possibility a bunch of times too. But you see Alysha Newman is smart. She's a businesswoman. For a pole vaulter the Olympics are the peak. It's when they have the most marketability. And guess what? Everyone wants her to join OnlyFans, so what does she do? 

Bam she listens. I have no idea if OnlyFans still is nude or not nude, it's all confusing to me. But here we have an Olympic pole vaulter joining. All I hope is she gives us true Olympic Village shit on OnlyFans. Like I said, that place is always the most wild spot in the world for a couple of weeks. I think we all should wish Alysha a little Happy Birthday on this fine Friday before a long weekend. 







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