BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK!
That's what the youtube chat was saying last night. That's what the tweets were saying. Hell, that's even what I was saying knowing I was gonna get bonked for picking Molly at our Axe Throwing competition in Nashville but ya know what? NO BONKS should've been given out. She was a fucking NATURAL at Axe Throwing. Like literally might have viking blood in her or some shit. It was beyond impressive.
We're talkin' bullseye after bullseye after bullseye. It felt like I was watching Phelps in Beijing at the '08 Olympics. Everyone take their bonks back because I have an eye for an Axe Throwing TALENT.
The ONLY problem happened to be that poor Molly was in turn paired up with this schlub of an Axe Thrower. I may have a great eye for talent, but cannot play for SHIT. I think of myself like I think of Mike Leach- great football coach...never played college football though. As you can see above I somehow got lucky enough to hit one, but the rest....NOT SO MUCH.
Like that throw was so repulsive I should never be allowed in the city of Nashville again. (That would fucking SUCK). Please tune into #BarstoolVsAmerica tonight to see if I redeem myself in the next challenge. We're in one of the best cities in the world, Chicago, tonight and it's a HELL of an episode. Strategy like you read about. 7PM!!!!!! BE THERE!!!