Lighten the Fuck Up! Hiring a Legal Secretary With Sound Ethics Can be Very Challenging...

A prestigious law firm located in Midtown Manhattan recently fired one of their legal secretaries for ethics violations and they wanted to be extremely careful with their next hire... 

Three well-qualified women applied for the job, which paid very well, and they were all interviewed by the same guy who had hired all the legal secretaries for the firm during the previous year. Under the direction of his supervisor, he posed the same question to all three candidates, "What would you do if you discovered that an additional $100 had been wrongfully included in your paycheck?" 

The first woman proudly said, “I’d give it back because it wasn’t mine and I wasn’t entitled to it.” 

The second woman graciously replied, “I would donate it to a charitable cause.” 

The third woman was surprisingly honest, “I’d keep it for myself and take my boyfriend out for dinner and drinks.” 

Which one of the three women was hired?

The one with the biggest tits! 

*Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968