Batman Doesn't Eat Pussy Because "Heroes Don't Do That" According To DC
(Variety) - “Harley Quinn” is also unique among the current crop of comic content in that its main character and all of her closest allies are villains rather than heroes in the DC canon. That allows the show to do different things with the characters that heroes simply cannot do — at least according to DC.
“It’s incredibly gratifying and free to be using characters that are considered villains because you just have so much more leeway,” says Halpern. “A perfect example of that is in this third season of ‘Harley’ [when] we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.’ So, we said, ‘Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?’ They were like, ‘No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.’”
World's greatest detective can't find the clitoris. Give me a break.
Wait a minute. Hold on a second.
Is… is DJ Khaled Batman? Think about it. We don't know DJ Khaled's origin story. I've never met his parents. He's got a shit ton of money, knows anyone and every one, is an all time athlete on a jetski, and very famously refuses to dive for clams… I'm worried to press publish on this blog. I don't want to unmask the man keeping evil at bay. Look at how quickly he snaps into action when he sees the Bat Signal light up the Miami sky.
That's a man ready to fight crime, not kill anyone, place the apprehended criminals in a minimum security prison where they will certainly escape, and go home to never even consider licking his wife's postage stamp. You have to really start wondering why Batman even has his mouth exposed if he's not giving the gals in Gotham the ol' alphabet slaughter.