This Grandma Exchanging Raunchy Texts During a Ballgame Should Be the Relationship Goals for Us All

I don't know who this is. I assume it was taken at Swayze Field, the home of Ole Miss baseball. I don't even know if I can trust the account that posted it. It just randomly got shared onto my timeline. I have some doubts that from this distance you could get texts to be so legible. But then again, she probably has her font size set to "Legally Blind," so it's possible. Still, when in doubt, my policy is to believe whatever I want to be true. In this case, that it's 100% real. I want to live in the world where little old ladies are sexting up a Category 5 storm in the middle of a ballgame. 

So please, let this be real. Is it too much to ask of the universe that it be? That a woman this age could have a man in her life that she talks to like this? Where these two still have so much fire burning down below that they'll be exchanging texts that would make Ron Jeremy blush and Cardi B say it's all too much? 

Some might say it's inappropriate to be carrying on that way at that age. Especially on a night out at the ballyard. I disagree. What this is is a message of hope. That you don't douse the white hot flame of romance just because you've got teeth like stars. By that I mean because they come out at night. On the contrary. To hear this two spitfires talking, once those dentures go into the Polident on the nightstand, it's GAME ON. Rather than shy away from these messages, we should read through, them, commit them to memory and make it out life's goal to find someone who is that into us as we go through our Golden Years. So we know life then is going to be more than talking about who we know that's sick and falling asleep in front of commercials for reverse mortgages. 

You keep doing you, granny. You are the ultimate Ole Miss. And thanks for giving one aging Boomer something to look forward to.