JUSTICE: A Man Who Kept Taking 'Explosive Diarrhea' Shits Outside A Family House For The Last TWO YEARS Has Been Caught

[Source] - A SERIAL pooer who left "explosive diarrhoea" outside a family's house for two years has finally been caught on CCTV. 

They installed security cameras worth £600 at the end of last year to try to catch the culprit and get the authorities to take action. And finally, on Tuesday a man was videoed publicly defecating outside their home on Colbourne Road in Hove, East Sussex.

Footage taken in broad daylight at 8.25am shows the man empty his bowels before wiping himself with a sheet of toilet paper and discarding it on the floor. The family suspects it is the same man who has been leaving "explosive diarrhoea" or "liquid poo" on their walkway for the past two years.

The mum, who wished to remain anonymous, told The Argus: "You'll wake up and there would be poo as you are leaving the house.

"Then you'll see his token piece of toilet paper, it's like a calling card."

Yeah, that's right. Two days in a row with a poop blog. I now wait for Chaps and Kate to have me on their show. But back to the important thing here. Justice. Actually, justice would be if the family here eats the spiciest food, the greasiest food, whatever they want and take a family dump outside this guys house. It's one thing to get shit around your house for two years, it's another for it to be explosive diarrhea. Have some decency and only shit outside if you have a solid poop. At least let people wonder if it's human or animal.  

And hey we all can agree that doing things outside is better. There's something about having a beer on a patio vs inside. There's something about the grill vs the stove. Hell, even showering outside at the beach just hits different. But if you're sitting here spewing hot liquid everywhere, that's gotta be inside. You can't be having explosive diarrhea for multiple years (unless you're Chaps) outside. 

I can only imagine the sigh of relief from the dad of this family after finding the guy who has been tormenting them for years. Just something knowing it's all over and you won. That is until someone reads this over there in England and decides to do the meanest thing ever. Takes a shit in the same spot with this guy in custody. But for now I'd be celebrating like England just won the Euros if I was this guy. The two year nightmare is over.