ESPN With The Most Important Question Of All Time Regarding Tom Brady's Birthday
Do you think some bullshit about PSI is commanding all of the millionaire’s attention while he has birthday sex with his wife, who is the most famous supermodel to ever exist on planet earth, in their bed made up of like a billion thread count sheets which is inside their incredible mansion that’s so nice you’d think it’s a replica of a Disney castle?
No, I do not.