A Fan Threw A Hamburger Onto The Field So The Goalie Picked It Up And Snacked On It

What else was he supposed to do?  Not eat food that was thrown to his feet?  That would be a waste.  Not to mention goalies get bored over the course of a game and the best way to get rid of boredom is to eat.  The line between boredom and hunger is a thin one.  That line is why my midsection looks like a couch cushion.  I’m constantly eating because I have nothing else to do.  It passes the time and I just fucking love to eat.  In terms of the goalie picking up the burger and snacking on it, sure, I’m guessing most people have a hard and fast rule about eating food that was just thrown from the stands filled with a bunch of drunk fans.  Who’s to say that burger bun wasn’t soaked in urine before they tossed it onto the pitch?  It’s at least possible if not probably.  That’s really the biggest risk a player/athlete/musician runs when they decide to eat or drink something that has been tossed from the crowd.  There’s a 65% that burger/hot dog/beer contains either fecal matter or piss.  If an athlete is willing to live with those odds then I say god bless.  Eat that burger.  Just know that you might be eating something that is usually found in a toilet.