WATCH: College Kid Gets Tased In Half Trying To Outrun The Police In Handcuffs

Perfection. I loved everything about this video. The initial jerk, the twist, the head butt, THE TASE - all of it. I mean where did that guy think he was going? Honestly? Not only was he in handcuffs, the entire parking lot was fenced in. What was he going to do jump the fence then hacksaw himself to freedom? Granted he was drunk but still, what an idiot. 

Also, credit to the cop for executing arguably the greatest tase of all time. He was so calm about it too. He simply reached in his holster, shined the light on his back, and dropped him like a sack of potatoes. He didn't even run. You could actually hear his bones hitting the ground at the eleven second mark. You can kinda see the moment of impact in these two screen shots...

It's a shame the whole thing was shot on a Motorola Razor otherwise the video would've been a thousand times better. Regardless, I'm sure that kid is feeling it today. Hopefully he learned his lesson. If not at least the crowd got a good show to end the night. 

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