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The Queen Of Hump Day Is Ready To Declare War On The Summer

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Of COURSE the GOAT Jen Selter is ready for the Summer! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!  WE ARE NOT WORTHY! MERE MORTALS WE ARE BEFORE THE GOAT JEN SELTER!!! Good for her! Not to mention she's staying fit as a fiddle while getting her literacy on, during a global pandemic, no less!  Good for Jen for fighting the good fight in these tough times! Down with Covid-19! Up with health, exercise, and sunsets!  

Now do me a favor and CUE IT!

Go Jen go! Live live live! Yay yay yay!

JEN BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy as I get all his PAGEVIEWS for him!  

BACK TO JEN!!!

Thank you, Jen!  Thank you!