I know what everyone is thinking “typical Cardinals fan” and while that’s true, it’s not fair so please stop that. This has GOT to be outside of Ft Leonardwood which is a large Army Training Post.
Dealing with junior troops who are brand new to the military at bars each and every weekend must suck. You’ve got folks with very little experience who are feelin frisky. You gotta deal with their loud boot camp stories and low alcohol tolerance because most haven’t drank much in months.
That being said, this isn’t how you do it, obviously. We can’t see the ID so we don’t know if it’s real or if it’s fake. Judging by the faces in the video, these are new troops. If the bartender really did rip it up, this video is going to save their asses. Junior troops KNOW that losing your ID is a big ole no-no. You will get fucked if you lose it. Thankfully they have the video though so they’ll be ok.
And to the bartender, that’s the most pure version of valor adjacent bragging I’ve ever seen. HOWS ABOUT I CALL MY FRIEND RICKY WHO WAS IN THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE DURING VIETNAM AND ASK HIM IF THESE ARE REAL IDs! HE DIDNT FIGHT THE NAZIS IN KOREA TO HAVE YOU PUNKS WASTE HIS TIME BY FAKING MILITARY IDS SO YOU COULD ENJOY A TRANSFUSION AT MY BAR! AND YES LADY! YOU DO LOOK YOUNG! I WORK MY DICK OFF!
Anyway, what a bizarre rant by a bizarre man but I do love the power blue. It’s beautiful. Always end a blog by saying something nice about your freak show subject. That’s what I always say.