A Man Was Arrested Over The Weekend At Kid Rock's Big Ass Honkey Tonk Rock 'N Roll Steakhouse In Nashville For Swinging His Colostomy Bag Over His Head Like A Helicopter

Whiskey Riff - According to @ScanNashville on Twitter, a call came over the Metro Nashville Police radio last night for assistance at Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock ‘N Roll Steakhouse on Lower Broadway.

Seems there was a man who was stirring up shit at the bar. And by that I mean he had removed his colostomy bag and was flinging literal poo around at others.

According to the scanner traffic, this was the third time police had been in contact with the man that night, and he had previously refused medical attention both times. Then when police encountered the man again, he removed his colostomy bag and began flinging poo on the responding officers.

 

Call this gross call it what you will, but when you go to Kid Rock's Big Ass Honkey Tonk Rock 'N Roll Steakhouse, sometimes you're going to get showered in poop. I hate to say it, but that's the trade off you make. I'm not saying you should wear a poncho there, but you should understand the contract you are making with the universe when you enter the doors at Kid Rock's Big Ass Honkey Tonk Rock 'N Roll Steakhouse: You're going to get drunk, you're going to listen to some very loud music, you're gonna see some titties, and you might get covered in shit. Hey, 3 out of 4 ain't bad. It ain't bad!

But here's the thing- this won't stop anyone from going to Kid Rock's Big Ass Honkey Tonk Rock 'N Roll Steakhouse. No sir, no mam. If I'm in Nashville, you best BELIEVE I'm heading over there. I expect it to be the trashiest bar I've ever been to, and I've been to Ocean City, Maryland. And that's exactly what I want. I want to hear Bawitdaba at Kid Rock's Big Ass Honkey Tonk Rock 'N Roll Steakhouse while someone who looks like Dana B swings their shit bag over their head. That's livin, baby. That's livin.

 

PS: Speaking of Dana B, he was on vacation this weekend...and he does love torturing the nice people of Nashville....hmmmm...it's all adding up.....this is a great Tweet though. Dana is great.