I Do Better Impersonations Than Joey Molinaro And That Is A Stone Cold FACT

Need anymore proof? That's right bitch, you don't. You will watch the video above and be all like, "woah, WSD has a golden arm that totally destroyed and emasculated Carrabis in a pitch off, writes like a goddamn poet, is a baseball savant AND can do impersonations of famous people so well that Frank Caliendo blushes/Joey Molinaro is out of a job!!! This guy is an ANIMAL!! And not a barnyard animal, a majestic, regal animal like a lion or something!!!"

Look, I get it. It's hard being a jack of all trades and master of all. Heavy lies the crown as they say, and speaking of crowns, I took home yet ANOTHER snake draft crown this week. The ONLY question is this... are you all lemmings? Will you take orders from this guy and fuck me over on the pole again?

That's up to you. Whether or not you lemmings vote for me doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, because everyone knows that my snake drafting skills are at the top of my mountain of unmatched wit and talents, but it's nice to reap the benefits of your hard work. And by hard work I mean googling "most distinguishable voices" at the start of the show.

So go vote for me. If not, you're one of these:

Just a bunch of rodents that commit mass suicide because their leader indoctrinated them to do so.

This week's sake draft is live!!!!!