Not Even NFL Running Backs Are Elusive Enough To Avoid The Trash That Is Warzone

What the shit is this??? Engine failure? Zombie attack in a non-radioactive zone? Holy tomfoolery, Warzone! And, no, I am not the NFL running back I'm referring to in the headline. I am just a humble All-World D-III backup TE. I'm talking about Titans RB Darrynton Evans who dropped with us in Verdansk and had to deal with supreme Warzone BS all day. 

Show me a snipe in real life that doesn't instantly shred the nuts off of every victim on the first hit. Please. Do it.

Thanks to Darrynton for hopping on with myself and Mrags and answering anything and everything from the chat. Titans fans, you got yourself a player. Enjoy it.