If I'm Awake And Connor McDavid Does Something Ridiculous I Am Going To Blog It

I mean, come on!

That's just so...stupid. Like, nobody should be able to do that. I swear I'm going to have to make it my life's work to get commoners to understand how incredible Connor McDavid is. Why should everyone in the world know who LeBron is but only Eskimos and hockey fans know McDavid??? I might go knock door to door, passing out pamphlets asking people to let Connor McJesus into their lives. 

We need people to know!

Insert my entire spiel about how he needs to be playing in a major market in the United States here