Ohio State Students Went Absolutely Bonkers Last Night For Apparently No Real Reason At All

Ahhh yes, college. A bubble where you pay $30,000 a year to get drunk and learn useless shit in between. I think in the grand scheme of things, the college system is by far the biggest scam in world history, and I'm not even sure it's close. The idea that at 17/18 years old we are supposed to choose our entire future, then go to a campus surrounded by a bunch of horny children who want to get drunk and do drugs, and then 4 years later we are adults ready for the world is the biggest joke ever concocted. Almost to the point it seems like a practical joke that went too far and now we just have a million worthless colleges and degrees putting generations into debt for no real reason at all besides "because you're supposed to go to college".

And then what happens at college? Your football team plays their spring game and you start doing the People's Elbow through someone's windshield. 

Hell yeah, brother!

What's funny is looking back I did plenty of dumb shit at college because you really felt there were no rules. Also we barely had camera phones, had no Instagram, no Twitter, so you felt more comfortable doing dumb shit. Nowadays though you gotta think twice before lighting your campus on fire because everyone is trying to film it and you'll find yourself expelled if someone turns you in. I believe as the saying goes, "play stupid games, win stupid prizes". Maybe I'm old fashioned (or just old) but destroying someone else's car because "college" just doesn't do it for me anymore. I guess this is growing up.