This Soccer Ball Boy Was Out For Blood And Carnage Can Play For My Team Any Day

I love this clip. I just did not see that coming whatsoever, took me completely off guard which is ironic because the soccer player was equally as stunned. I didn't know if the player was going to flop or beat the shit out of the ball boy, but instead his brain completely short-circuited. He had not a clue what to do. Was completely flabbergasted by what happened when the ball boy tried to murder him in cold blood right there on the field. 

And you know what? I love it. That's what you need from your ball boy. It's a complete team effort, everyone giving 150%. No seconds wasted. If the ball boy can get in the kitchen of a player by throwing a 68 MPH rocket at his face, he's going to do it. And as a long time footy fan, I see nothing in the rule book that says what he did was illegal. Maybe broke an unwritten rule, but that's all I can find. So I need my beloved DC United to sign him up. Get this guy to America ASAP, need him to bring that passion and energy to every game our beloved United play.