A Komodo Dragon Casually Scales The Shelving Walls At A Gas Station Like He Is Filming Free Solo 2

It’s amazing that things like the Komodo dragon still roam around the earth. Imagine how different things must be now from when their species first showed up. People couldn’t even make fire and these things were cruising around in the same exact way. We passed them tho. They don’t even have cell phones or nothing so don’t let them try to say that they don’t because they fucking don’t. Komodo Dragons: great at climbing: bad at technology.

Anyway, I basically live my life by one rule and one rule alone. If a Komodo dragon is on your timeline on ANY social media site, you fucking watching. That’s it. That’s the rule. There’s only one, as you know.