The Most Ruthless Prank Series On Instagram Rolls On With A Fella Lickin A Toilet And A Litany of Other Horny Mistakes

There's not a whole lot to really say here but you guys need to see this. This is one of those Herm Edwards moments. You think you should start typing some really horny stuff on line. You're having a great time. Oh. Look at that. Your penis is growing. Better type faster. NO. Dont. 

DO NOT LICK THAT FUCKING TOILET ON STREAM! or ever I guess. 

Look, each person is entitled to their own sexual proclivities. May a thousand blossoms bloom as far as Im concerned but be cautious when you are being horny online with a streaming platform. That's all I ask. Otherwise, you might end up on Barstool with a toilet rim on your tongue and your balls still filled with cum. 

Now that we have the disclaimers out of the way, let's take a look at a couple more from ole Micah whose, in all fairness, titties be poppin. 

That might be the most thoughtful and off the top of the dome "Scumbag" ever uttered on god's green earth. 

The pull-off-of-the-road hornies are an elevated level of horny. This dude spiked and then plumetted horny levels faster than just about anyone I've ever seen. 

Well, maybe this guy was worse. These are no doubt the first live boobs he was gonna see. He Ricky Bobby'd his hands while the shirt started to come up. 

Well, these fellas were also horny. 


And that concludes today's message that you can do whatever you want online, but dont be surprised if youre licking a toilet that it just might be a prank and not a busty lady whose fingers are covered in tattoos ready to show you her tits.