God And The Devil Absolutely Dropped The Peoples' Elbow Right On Job's Candy-Ass Head And He Tapped Like A Little Bitch In The Camel Clutch While Covered In Gauze

People give Job too much credit. Did he watch all of his animals, land, and workers get destroyed? Yes. Were they workers and not enslaved people? No. Is that as fun to sarcastically make fun of? Absolutely not. Nevertheless, Job could abide getting his camels crushed. He could abide his donkeys getting destroyed. He could begrudgingly accept his yokes of oxen getting obliterated. 

What he couldn't do is look in the mirror while covered in puss and blisters. That was a bridge too far. And you know what? I think that's fair as fuck. God did Job a disservice the likes of which have never been seen. 

Dont know the whole story? well,,,,, click the youtube link, you dumb bitch.