Wtf Melinda? Who would EVER Cheeto on you? You're PERFECT!!! I mean I do think Cheetos are kinda eh and don't like them too much unless they're the flaming hot variety (like you) as they leave a ton of dust on your fingers, but other than that you're perfect. My kinda gal. Don't listen to the rumors about Nala. They're fake news like you read about. I hope I'm you're kinda guy!
Speaking of Cheetos we're about to drop in Verdansk. Tune in!