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A Lot Of People Think I'm Horny For Nala The Lioness, But The Truth Is I'm Not

Last night around 7pm, I did what every red blooded American male in the United States was doing, eating fried food and watching The Lion King. Now I fucking LOVE The Lion King. It might be my favorite Disney movie and it absolutely stands the test of time. I watch it once a year or so and it does not get old, not ever. 

So in the midst of watching this great flick, I did what I've done for years now: tweet out that Nala gives Simba the hardest "fuck me" eyes in movie history, which is kind of an inside joke between myself and Ed:

and I was met with a bunch of plebeian lemmings calling me horny for Nala. In fact, some people went as far to call the horny police on me:

The truth is, I'm not horny for Nala at all though. I just made an observation. Take a look at that clip I tweeted and tell me those aren't the hardest "fuck me" eyes in movie history. You can't. Because they are. It's not like Disney isn't guilty of throwing extreme subliminal sexual innuendos into most or all of their movies. This one just isn't subliminal. It's blatant as fuck. There is no sugar coating what it is, it's Nala saying "fuck me" with her eyeballs. That's it. That's what it is and I am man enough to say it out loud. All of you agree with me but are too afraid to say it.  

And then ho hum they beat Scar, have a kid together (we all know where he was conceived) and Pride Rock is green and lush again. That doesn't make me horny, that is all just me telling the storyline of the movie. It is what it is. Go and defund your horny police. I'm not horny for cartoon lionesses. I'm horny for women of the human species that have big tits and flat stomachs like most of you pervs. That's it. Stop calling the horny police on me for this. You got the wrong guy. 

PS - In Verdansk now. Come at me.