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If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time when we get to step out from underneath all the Deflategate talk that will never in a million years go away, and just all be truly thankful that we aren’t complete freakbodies who find it necessary to comment on internet porn. We have our own wall to defend here. And it’s keeping you clowns in the comment section here safe from the heathens over in the Pornhub comment section. So let’s see what we’re going up against this week.

aids
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Yankee Candle needs to up their fragrance game. AIDS probably smell delish!

barney-dick
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Fuck. That. This one might force me into early retirement.

iggy-diss
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swaggyp-celly

Iggy has to come out with a diss track now, right? That’s how these things work.

intros
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Now I’m sure “chlamydia” is just trying to make a funny here, but if for any reason he or she is actually serious, well then we have another serial killer on our hands here. Stay safe out there, people. Don’t catch chlamydia and don’t let chlamydia catch you.

man-pussy
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The term “man pussy” just made me vomit everything I had for lunch today. Good news is now I can look skinny. Bad news is that phrase will haunt me forever.

mcdonalds
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Little 2-for-1 action here on a video that was filmed inside of a McDonald’s. Shots have been FIRED at Chick-fil-A. And on a related note, I know the Chick-fil-A sauce bangs. But anyone who doesn’t use the Polynesian sauce is no friend of mine.

nohomo
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Ehhhh idk, Falcon Lord. Say #nohomo all you want but that sounds pretty gay to me. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

obama-scandal
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So are we about to break some major news out of the White House here on Pornhub COTW? Because if there’s any truth to this then there’s not a chance Barack has to make an early exit in his Presidency. I bet he and Cool Joe Biden double-team Michelle’s sister on the regular.

super-hot
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Another gem sent in by a devoted stoolie. You think senorteo is just a little fired up about this pornog? Not only was that shit super hot! But that shit was Very super hot! Like the hottest of hots there has ever been.

taliban
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Bruh…. no chill fam.

And thus concludes this week in freaks. Hope everyone had as much fun as I did. As always, if you come across any golden comments throughout your time on Pornhub (we don’t judge here) feel free to send them on via Twitter @BarstoolJordie. Have a great weekend, ya perverts. You all deserve it.

Bonus Bizarro:

So in case you missed it, the 2015 Gathering of the Juggalos was last weekend. Feel free to go read the blog I posted earlier today but this is a great way to tie the two blogs together. Here we have some blindfolded Juggalo or Juggala or Juggalette taking a shot of vodka poured through the ass crack of one of the fattest men on Planet Earth. It’s the fucking Gathering of the Juggalos.