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'The Challenge: Double Agents' Ep. 15 Recap & Power Rankings - Know Your Role And Shut Your Damn Mouth, Fessy

*Spoilers Obviously Ahead. Again, this is your warning* 

We're going to keep these blogs going. If we can't have No Quitters (RIPIP, send all complaints on Twitter) we're going to have the blog damnit. The Challenge is too damn good of a show to not be talked about. Each Thursday I'll drop one of these recaps and power rankings so we all can argue about America's fifth sport. Going forward Clem, Eddie and myself will bring you The Challenge Aftershow on Clubhouse. Download the app and follow barstoolsports and barstoolreags there. 

Fessy is definition of popcorn muscles and needs to shut his damn mouth

Yo Fessy, just to be clear you'd kick my ass, but then again I wasn't the 27th ranked tight end in my draft class. Let's be clear, you have some potential but don't you ever try to say CT is washed. Don't you ever try to say the new cast is somehow better than the old cast. These dudes stink. Fessy wouldn't last a whole season with Landon, Abe, Bananas, Evan, Kenny, prime CT, prime Darrell, etc. Fessy also seems to froget he finished 4th in the Finals last season. Dude didn't even medal. 

We did get the line of the year from Nany though

Accurate as shit. 

This season still sucks

This season is dragging along and frankly it's now bad. At one point I thought it was middle of the road just because we were getting some different strategies. Nope. It stinks. CT didn't even hit Fessy. Nobody is hooking up. Leroy and Kaycee keep winning. Everyone knows who is getting thrown in. Just give us the Final now. Chalk it up to a shit season and move along. 

Nobody loses right before the Final like Aneesa

Feel like we're guaranteed for Aneesa to lose on a week like this. It's always right before the Final in some weird way - this time she got thrown in because Amber B didn't have a partner. Brutal beat. Sure she got worked by Big T in the elimination, still a bad beat. 

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Big T fucked up

The whole CT/Big T team is fun even though Big T tends to stink at times. But this is about giving us something new. This is about giving us a twist. She could have snagged Fessy, broke up the Big Brother alliance and fucked everyone over. She didn't. Now she might cost herself. They are going to throw CT/Big T and Amber B/Kyle in unless they win. How do you not do simple math? How do you not understand numbers? It's such a simple gameplan move here. Idiots. All of them except CT. Idiots. 

Power Rankings

Guys

5. Kyle

4. Fessy

3. Cory

2. Leroy

1. CT

Girls

5. Big T

4. Nany

3. Amber B

2. Kam

1. Kaycee

Team Rankings

5. CT/Big T

4. Kyle/Amber B

3. Fessy/Nany

2. Cory/Kam

1. Leroy/Kaycee