Is It Safe To Say The GOAT Of Hump Day Is Down For Some Madness This March?
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Of COURSE the GOAT Jen Selter is getting ready for the MADNESS that is March! WE ARE NOT WORTHY! WE ARE NOT WORTHY! MERE MORTALS WE ARE BEFORE THE GOAT JEN SELTER!!! Good for her! Not to mention she's staying fit as a fiddle, during a global pandemic, no less! Good for Jen for fighting the good fight in these tough times during the MADNESS of March! Down with Covid-19! Up with health, exercise, and sunsets!
Now do me a favor and CUE IT!
Go Jen Go! Live Jen Live! Yay Yay Yay!
JEN BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy as I get all his PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO JEN!!!
Thank you, Jen! Thank you!