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I Think Everyone's Goal Is To Own A House With An Outdoor Shower

 

Some people want a boat. Some people want to travel the world. Me? I just want the simple things in life- a beach house with an outdoor shower. I believe the beach house with the outdoor shower is the #1 sign you have officially made it in America. Fancy cars are great, but whatever, I barely drive. I don't even want a mansion, really. All that extra space gives me too much anxiety. People could be living in your house and you'd have no idea. No thanks. But the feeling of going back to your beach house and getting in the shower outside after a long day of baking in the sun is one of the best feelings in the world. You can bring your drink right up from the beach with you, or have a cold one waiting in the cooler when you get back. It's simply one of the more pleasant feelings you can have. 

As of right now, I only get to feel this about once a year for a few days on a vacation. But the dream is to eventually have one year-round. It just sounds so nice. A dreamer can dream, right?

Anyway, I know why you're here, perverts. You want more pictures of Savannah Montano. Fine, fine, fine. But don't forget about the outdoor shower. Set goals, my friends.

 

 

 

 

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Apparently she's been into the House that Nate built aka Barstool HQ???

 

 

 

 

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