EVERYONE WANTS TO PLAY WITH FITZMAGIC! CURTIS SAMUEL SIGNS WITH THE FOOTBALL TEAM!

LFG! This is what we’ve been waiting for. The WR to compliment future Hall of Famer Terry McLaurin, and now we have him. We now have a top TE, 2 top WRs, Antonio Gibson at RB, and a top 5 defense. Curtis Samuel immediately locks up first place in the NFC East. Jerry Jones is shaking in his bootstraps. Oh yeah, and we just signed Fitzmagic, too. My heavens. I’ll see you at the Super Bowl!