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I'm About To Prove Once And For All That I'm The Biggest Moron At Barstool Sports

I know, I know, I know... I get it. I know exactly what you're all thinking, and it's completely fair. I will be the very first person to admit that. 

"WSD, you went to Northwestern University which is basically an Ivy League school and are a baseball savant, there's no WAY you're the biggest moron at Barstool!!!" 

That thought process is completely justified. Every day of my goddamn life I wake up and try to pull a bunch of idiotic moves that would change your guys minds, but so far far I haven't be able to do conquer that goal. It doesn't matter what I do, you guys leave comments and tweets that do nothing but felate my brilliance day in and day out. It's perplexing to me. Some things just don't make sense, and this is one of them. I JUST DON'T GET IT!!!

But that will all change swiftly. How will that change? Well I'm teaming up with Brandon FUCKING Walker for "Moron Madness" to prove once and for all that we're the biggest morons at Barstool. I mean he already has that stigma, but now we both will. This is how it's going down - follow these instructions VERY carefully:

1. Download the Barstool Sportsbook App (if you're physically located in IL, PA or MI), link below:

2. Opt in to the bet on the "Exclusive's Tab" on the app

3. Bet $50 on the UNDER in the Mt. Saint Mary's vs. Texas Southern game 

4. Pray that they both teams throw up nothing but bricks

5. Pray that Brandon and I win the whole goddamn contest 

6. Collect $500 in bonus cash to bet with as you see fit should we win it all

Easy as that!!! Ride with BFW and myself this weekend. All team picks will be posted 2 hours before tip for the entire day. No live bets, just straight lines and game totals. This will be awesome for everyone who tunes into the live streams this weekend

Last but not least, DOWNLOAD THE FUCKING APP AND GAMBLE AWAY!!! (responsibly and only if you're located in IL, MI and PA, of course).  Win or lose, you're riding with Brandon and I, the two biggest morons at Barstool 

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You ready??? Because we're ready…. LET'S GET IT ON!!! 

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