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The Giants FINALLY Sign Kenny Golladay To A 4-Year, $72 Million Deal

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After a few days and roughly 80 hours of screen time by everyone on Giants Twitter, Daniel Jones finally gets a true WR1 in the form of a 6'4" ballhawk in his prove it year like Eli Manning did with Plaxico Burress once upon a time. It may not have been the smoothest negotiating procees, but neither was Plaxico's if everyone remembers.

The bottom line is that the Giants and Golladay's agent got the deal done, which should be no surprise considering Coach Judge gave him the firmest handshake in the world, looked him in the eyes as well as through his soul, and signed off on him becoming part of the Big Blue family for $72 million, which is pretty much free once the salary cap goes up now that the NFL signed its new TV deal.

I know the hip pointer was an issue last year and caused Golladay to miss most of the season. But there is no way the Giants give him that contract if there were any big red flags in his medicals. While 2020 was a bust for Golladay, you can't overlook that he put up 1190 and 11 TD in 2019 with Jeff Driskel and David motherfucking Blough throwing him the ball for half the games. Now Daniel Jones has a full cache of weapons heading into the season along with (HOPEFULLY) an improved offensive line and has to show the coaches, front office, and the fans that he is the quarterback of the future because there are no excuses now, even if the Giants don't draft a skill position player on offense next month.

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Now we just need the Hog Mollies to give Danny some time to drop some dimes deep and let Kenny do the rest. Even the numbers people that make a living ripping apart the Giants and their computah folks will have a tough time picking this deal apart.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO. Get excited Giants fans. Then get some sleep because this was a loooooong week.

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