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A Porn Company Is Offering Players In The NCAA Tournament VIP Access Because 'Tensions Will Be High'

Genius! Absolutely genius! Do I think anyone will take advantage of this? Absolutely. Do I think this is some sort of NCAA violation? For sure. I'm surprised the NCAA hasn't quickly released something about how players aren't allowed to use computers in their hotel rooms except for homework. We already saw what these guys are currently eating in there. 

I don't care if you play for Drexel or Gonzaga, any sort of VIP hits different, especially VIP porn. Maybe you get the full video so you can skip around instead of just a 5 minute clip. You gotta find a way to pass the time in the hotel room somehow, someway. How many reruns of The Office and scouting film can these guys watch? These guys don't remember the old days of having to download porn on Kazaa, Limewire and/or Napster. Sure, there were viruses popping up left and right and you got caught 9 out of 10 times, you still did it. AND it was free. 

Grade A marketing here.