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I Think We Need To Call The Police On This Guy Who Recreated A Michigan/Michigan State Game With Dead Chipmunks?

LL - Your average college football fan might have some weird tendencies. When you’re a college football fan and a taxidermist? All bets are off.

Michigan State fan/taxidermist Nick Saade showed USA Today a recreated scene from a hypothetical Michigan State/Michigan game, using stuffed chipmunks as players. Naturally.

In the PreCrime unit headed by Kmarko we already have this dude locked up in solitary with no chance of parole.

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I mean it literally doesn’t get any more obvious that a guy is a sociopath not fit for society. Couldn’t be clearer that the guy holed up in his basement with a bucket full of dead chipmunks stuffing them and putting little mini football helmets on them and staging them in football situations is a pure psychopath. Seriously look at this shit.

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I’m not even trying to be funny, I’m legitimately concerned for the welfare of people who come in contact with this guy. Do the right think Michigan PD. Lock this chipmunk stuffer up and throw away the key before it’s too late.