Dont Even Think About Menstruating And Then Sitting On The Couch

On today's episode of Barstool Congressions, we get down into the nitty-gritty about what the bible says regarding cum and period blood. In reality, the Bible views both as gross. If you cum, you're unclean. If you bleed from your genitals, you're unclean for seven days. If I was there, I would have told Aaron and Moses that these rules are bullshit. I would never be clean if you cant be clean and also masturbate. I'd just move to a more suburban area and enjoy my dick and balls because guess what? They are mine and I should be able to relieve the pressure in my testicles if that's what I want to do.

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