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Juwan Howard Showed Michigan A Video Of Draymond Talking Shit Before The MSU Game, Salsa Danced His Ass Off To Celebrate A Big 10 Title

How pissed do you think Izzo is right now at Draymond? MSU is trying to fight back to get on the bubble. They are doing and everything to just be in the consideration. They end the season with two games against Michigan and this comes out after last night. I know Izzo loves Draymond but you gotta send him a 'are you fucking kidding me' text. But let's check in on Juwan Howard: 

There was absolutely NO SURPRISE that Juwan Howard was going to party his ass off last night. The dude just won a Big 10 title in his second year, he's probably going to win National Coach of the Year and Big 10 Coach of the Year. You fucking let loose when you finally get there and you get there by beating the hell out of your rival. But look at Juwan Howard man. That's no small guy and he can fucking salsa dance. All those years in Miami are paying off for the big man. He doesn't care if people aren't around, he's going to salsa like he's Sofia Vergara

And yes I will find any reason to use Sofia Vergara in a blog, especially if she's out there shaking that ass. 

Back to basketball. I know regular season conference titles are a bit devalued now to when we were growing up because the schedules are just so unbalanced. Outside of the Big 12 and Big 10, the power conferences don't play a true round robin so who you get in the draw is a huge portion of it. That said, you still party your ass off when you win the damn thing. You especially do that when you're Michigan and one of the 3 best teams in the country. And they made sure to let the world know they won the Big 10 title: 

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I've talked about it before with Howard but what he's done in just two years at Michigan is fucking awesome. We see a ton of examples of guys coming directly from the NBA and not working out. There were a bunch of talks that Howard was just a name hire. Michigan wanted to win the press conference. All that stuff. He has them as a No. 1 seed, Big 10 champs in year 2 and the top recruiting class coming in next year. Ain't too shabby. Guy coaches his ass off and is smart in the sense of how he built his assistant staff. He kept Saddi Washington from the Beilein era, who is one of the most respected assistant coaches in the country. He brought in Phil Martelli, who has decades of experience in the college game. He brought Howard Eisely. Just the perfect mix of guys.

Speaking of Beilein, I'm a sucker for this picture: 

These guys came to Michigan to play for Beilein. The fact they the transfer to Howard has been so easy and so seamless really says something. Awesome to see Beilein there for Senior Day and that quick moment between them all. Also the thought of him recruiting Eli Brooks out of Spring Grove (shout out York, PA) cracks me up. It is by far the stinkiest place in York, potentially the world. If you know about the paper mill, you know.