Trysta Krick (Pre-School Max Kellerman) Is At It Again, This Time Saying Zlatan Is "Washed"

We've been through the Trysta Krick take ringer before. She came for the throat of Ben Simmons, only for him to drop 40+ points in the next game, which apparently wasn't good enough for her? So, Ben Simmons sister said she had no lips.

I'm much higher on Ben Simmons than most, but I will say Trysta's take on him wasn't the worst thing I've ever heard. It was defensible. Simmons has had his struggles and you could easily craft an argument that he isn't a superstar. That's why I tweeted this:

Trysta saying Zlatan is washed is b-a-n-a-n-a-s. He's scored 14 goals in 14 matches this year in Serie A, which according to TrasferMarkt is the 2nd most valuable league in the world behind the Premier League. He's playing at an absurdly high level in one of the toughest leagues in the world right now, leading AC Milan to 2nd in the table behind Inter. Milan hasn't finished higher than 5th in the table since 2013. No team in Italy has been better than AC Milan since 1/2/2020, the day Zlatan joined the club.

Trysta did a great job getting me "pressed" here, but Zlatan isn't washed. He's a god among men.