All Time Crooner Lionel Richie, 71, Was Trending Yesterday For Dating A 30 Year Old
Saw Lionel trending yesterday before the Tiger incident and like my girl B.Tamara I panicked as well.
We lost far too many musical legends last year. We can't lose another this year.
Especially when it seems he still has his fastball.
Dating a girl younger than your daughter has got to be awkward as all hell but at the same time wild in the bedroom.
But one thing I've always wondered about sugar daddies, that I'm sure some of the Casanova's in the comment section, (or The Nose) can explain for me, is when you're dating a girl THAT much younger than you, what the hell do you do when you're not fucking?
How do you communicate? What do you talk about?
It's not even a generation gap. It's a generational canyon.
Lionel was making music back when 8 tracks were "cutting edge" technology. This chick's dad probably banged her mom to "Three Times A Lady" on wax.
When I'm out at dinner or at the club and I see guys, my grandfathers, age with golddiggers my age or younger, first thought is obviously "what goes through her head when she has to climb on top of his soft wrinkly body?" followed immediately by "what the fuck do they discuss afterward? What's the pillow talk like? What's next morning's discussion like? Sorry but I'm a weirdo and I'm fascinated by this shit.
If you're still reading here's what his girlfriend looks like-
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p.s.- yah I blogged this just so I could post a shitload of Lionel fire jams. sue me.
If I had to rank a top ten I think my head would explode because of how impossible it would be.
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Seriously look at these hits. And we're just getting started!
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